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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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