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Hans-Jörg Jenewein is an Austrian politician who is currently a Member of the Federal Council for the Freedom Party of Austria (FPÖ).
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{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}
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Route 107 is a north/south highway on the north shore of the Saint Lawrence River. Its southern terminus is in Maniwaki at the junction of Route 105 and its northern terminus is in Grand-Remous at the junction of Route 117.
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